Retired Russian noise clowns Tea Man With Tea Gum were born in19#@ in Spb, Russia , and were awarded the Order of the British Empire by their personal friend Milovan Srdenovic of Smell and Quim, as thanks for their services as prima donnas, cultural diplomats, and for their work with the MI-6 of England. Although they ended their active circus career in 1987, they have been keeping active by giving collaboration records with Paul Harrison and Candy Nook (as bluesy scummy christmass dwarves), Hermit (Russian- Canadian-France Beards Noise Tour), british opera prima-donna Emily Barlaston (Tea Man With Tea Hen), Smell &Quim (How to drown dr. Srdenovic), USA Ph. D. Madison Morrison (now in Taiwan, Oklahoma Symphony) - and lots more including own books and records. They are also the founders of the Pig Stealing Swingers Milovan Srdenovic Appreciation Society and Monopolka Books and Tapes .
Recently they were honoured to be allowed to sing in the presence of their Their Graces the Cunt and Countess of Almelo, and sang in a series of concerts with the Dutch WC-harmony male quartet K.Kong and More Dumber.

"Tea Man With Tea Gum was made by shallow clowns. That is the reason why do they sing "now i wanna to sniff some clue" while creating their utter havoc using kids toys and likeable painted amplified piece of junk. Thats why they are loud. Thats why they use daisys to plug the spare holes of mixing table"
Tea Man With Tea Gum and K.Kong 'n more Dumber press release