KEIN STRESS
FOR HERMIT
video document tour
Russia
COMMING AS SOON
AS POSSIBLE
Toy stereo masterpiece! This time even noise nomads turning away all their budensome misanthropy read newspaper and abuse each other with loud-tone accompanement supported by Tea Man With Tea Gum in a nigerian svengali dixie primas line
YABADABA
DABADABA DABADOO vhs
consist approximately
90 minutes of band revival 2002 featuring live action havoc recorded by Oryol
television, classic toy stereo performance in Moscow, and declared as tribute
to Stooges porno action in the art gallery in Vladimir. Only PAL
TALONOV
NET
Long before
coming to the notion of label and band benevolent combination and haven't
the slightest idea about neither tape fetishism nor fluxus a few rowdy teenagers
sent mutilated plastic box adorned with razor edges and rusty pins (based
totally on jammed banana-recorder samples) to local glossy no-no magazine
and wounded when passing by glossy jorno mafia then start amuse themselves
in such way.
Originate in flat performance and sending art projects by mail (including
various zines based on wild music) during six years they conduct over 200
shows in more then 20 cities of Russia under this title which still evoke
morbid parralels among live house headonchos. Actions varied from 10 persons
raped all best from usual drum kit to terrorist noise disorder with sudden
bursts of jazz, drawned into merry making band cliche destroying cathegories
more in the way of Nihilist Spasm Band than to ordinary structured rhytmic
white noise constructions so popular in Russia later on. Now used to be a
fat legend, "fucking japanese vogue faggots" and bringing up several
local imitators band came to revival in 2002 for some "porno" actions
and radio performances with the founders Philipp Wolokitin and Fredrixon and
few new members such as Alexej Borodin (from weird jazzy show band Rastvor
646 which has the familiar status in Orel in the late nineteenth)
Discography:
No reason to put here all the discography affecting mostly small cassette labels worldwide just the latest releases to recommend
:
" Cheap things for the radio" (Smell the Stench, Australia K7)
consists of best radio airplays collection.
" Oh my cat!" (Manufracture, Canada 7")
toy stereo masterpiece.
TEA
MAN
WITH TEA
GUM
The years
of kids toys collecting and preparing handmade "toy stereo" objects
based on toy stereo aesthetic move band to sound like if the Haters characters
become as much popular to be used in Simpsons. Even the most chaotic wall
of sound utters using maximum quantity of goofy kid saxophoneys. Their "Greatest
Hits Yo-Yo" (splitted up with Expose Your Eyes) consists of live performance
for yelling ten month child and two saws, playing music of Manowar, harddrive
jazz versions of Wondering Star, Walking in my Shoes and Hey Dolly and other
stuff like Spike Jones gone noisac..
Discorgaphy:
Painapple Joyce (XVP Rec, Poland)
Johhny Lang (Monopolka, Russia)
Always Noisy Visitors (Monopolka, Russia)
Greatest Hits Yo-Yo (with Expose Your Eyes) (Monopolka, Russia)
Mister Bin (split with Tote Stadt) – Android Productions, USA
On compilations
Terrorism Go (Ibol Records USA)
TMWTG play music of Manowar (MPETHREEST, Israel)
Jitterbug Tin Can (Acid Fake, Makedonia)
Oh, My Cat (Manufracture, Canada)
Look, they have own hermit in the suitcase (Sound from the pocket/Microcassettor
USA)
Wondering Star (Trumheim, Belarus)
Wondering Star (Stereo Babooshka, Russia)
Meet the glorious canned cancaniable corpse (Tribute for Cannibal Corpse,
Russia)
Satchmo (Samsa Records, USA)
Collaborations
With Hermit (Magnitophone Tapes)
With Paul Harrison
With Emily Barlaston (TEA MAN WITH TEA HEN)
With Smell & Quim – soon 7” on Monopolka
With Industrial Wiping Service - soon
TNET
KAJ
PIĈISMO
In
the period of collaboration with Piĉismo - pioneer esperantocore band
from Ukraine Talonov Net recorded "toH, tlhIngan Hol DajatlhIaH 'e' DaneH'a'?"
in klingon ( the language of the aliens with the same name from "Star
Trek") and "Pened Balid Yohanesa" more known as "The Apocalipcein
volapük (first widespread constructed language by pastor Schleyer). Moreover
the new lodge made a noize in the Vasileostrovski Youth Center (12/08/2000)
and the artgallery "Borey" (2/09/2000 ) with "language extract"
programm under gorgeous name "Kerrash" or "Explodo". All
the records declared as studying course was burned by Monopolka on Cdrs with
"the kissing of puppet's bottoms is hereby banned in any language"
trade logo and offer utter interlinguistic conlang noise disorder that was
never made before
HONG
BAO
During 2000 Talonov Net carry out few shows in collaboration with well known american writer Madison Morrison living in Taiwan publiched mostly in english an tamil in India. Full time "exotic Cd" contains his archive beatnick poem Oklahoma Symphony accompanied by schriecks and trumpeths + extracts from one of the latest books "Happening" which T.Net cut up and mutilate. Another piece is "Freeway to Peter Caravetta" demonstrates turkish style chewing gum proves you that MM was the devil. Video might be available somewhere in India via Mahariushi Kumar (see list for her adress)
MAILBOMB VALENTINE
Continuing transit actions TNET produced Valentine day postcard cassette with Keichi Nakamura, mail artist from Japan. Their part of undertaking all that was "merry" lo-fi tunes with strong kabuki awash ambience while KM contributed some weaky collages in his remarkable manner. After releasing this hard to mail cassette object (still available though) some collages was presented as part of annual cassette exhibition.
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Other collaborative
projects:
OUTERNET(collab.
with Outermost, noise master from Japan) -"travelling" cassette,
radio performance (swinging antenna on the roof while the master record was
broadcasted), TEULO KAJ EMILY (collab. with Emily
Barlaston - opera primadonna on a disability pension, now singing on esperanto
and staying close friend of the Queen of England.) - "old lady's casket"
cassette, various sonoric poetry performances with Andrej Sovlachkov and Dreli
Kuda Popalo. Collaborations with Smell & Quim and Justin Waters are under
the belt